What a Dumbass!

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Okay, So here is something that is just too funny not to comment on. So President Bush is at the G8 summit in Russia. The G8 is when all these big world leaders get together and decide how we are suppost to live or something. For the Pro G8 side look at this….for the Anti G8 side look here. I’ve put some of the more dumbass and funny parts in bold

So here is what is really interesting. So President Bush is talking to Prime Minister Tony Blair like to drunken sailors would in between meetings. BUT…it turns out that the MICROPHONES ARE ON! So here is what was said:

Bush: No. I’m just going to make it up. I’m not going to talk too damn long like the rest of them. Some of these guys talk too long. Got something to do tonight?

Blair: Go to the airport. Get on a plane and go home.

Bush: Where you going, home? This is your neighborhood. Won’t take you long to get home. You get home in eight hours? Me too! Russia’s a big country and you’re a big country. Yeah. No, not Coke, Diet Coke. It takes him eight hours to fly home, eight hours. Russia’s big and so’s China. Yeah, Blair, what are you doing? You leaving?

Blair: No, no, not yet. On this trade thing … (inaudible)

Bush: Yeah, I told that to the man …

Blair: (inaudible)

Bush: If you want me to.

Blair: I just want to see it moving. Yesterday I didn’t see much movement, no no … maybe there’s no … it may be that it’s impossible.

Bush: I’ll be glad to say it.

Blair: But I just think we need to be is in possession.

Bush: Who’s introducing the (inaudible)?

Blair: Angela.

Bush: Tell her to call on me. Tell her to put me on the spot. Thanks for the sweater, awfully thoughtful of you. I know you picked it out yourself. (Laughing) What about Kofi? That seems odd. (Background noise.) Well, I don’t like the sequence of it. His attitude, basically, cease fire and everything else. But you know what I’m saying.

Blair: I think, think the (inaudible) you need that done quickly

Bush: Yeah I think Condi’s going to go pretty soon.

Blair: But at least it gives process, too.

Bush: Yeah, it’s a process, too. … I told her your offer, too.

Blair: Well it’s only … if she needs the ground prepared as it … if she goes out obviously if she goes out she’s got to succeed us, I can’t.

Bush: The irony is what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it’s over.

Blair: Who, Syria?

Bush: Right.

Blair: ‘Cause I think this is all part of the same deal.

Bush: Yeah.

Blair: What does he think? He thinks that if Lebanon turns out fine if you get a solution in (inaudible) that Iraq ends in the right way.

Bush: He’s through.

Blair: He’s (inaudible). That’s what this whole thing is about. It’s the same as Iraq.

Bush: I felt like telling Kofi to get on the phone with Assad, make something happen.

Blair: Yeah. (garbled)

Bush: Blame Israel, we’re not blaming the Lebanese government.

Is this not the most dumbass thing you’ve ever heard? I mean I really don’t blame either President Bush or Tony Blair at all…but seriously who is in charge of handling these kinds of things. Some President Bush lackee should be fired for this. I mean the US is the most powerful country in the word, and some idiot can’t think of making sure private conversations like this don’t get broadcasted. So weird! And yes, he did say shit and he did thank Tony for the sweater.

PROJECT DUMBASS – GEORGE W BUSH

I have known soppy mothers to say “ahhhhhhh” when George W.Bush comes on to the screen. He exudes this sort of little boy lost aura and some mothers just want to protect him.

I however, see him as more of Dyslexic fool totally out of his depth. I guess we should have seen the writing on the wall when in a debate with Al Gore prior to the 2000 presidential Election, Bush, when talking about his tax plans, stated “It’s going to require numerous IRA Agents.”

Personally, the thought of a bunch of Irish terrorists threatening to blow up my car if I haven’t filled in my tax return is pretty frightening. But this, albeit mistakenly, was a first reference to the “T” word. I don’t know about you, but I get the impression that Bush has the episode of Sesame Street which is sponsored by the letter T in which Ernie gives Bert a dose of anthrax and Big Bird is blown out of the sky by the Cookie Monster.

The guy is a clown. Not since Ronald Reagan called Princess Diana , Princess David, has the British Royal Family warmed to a President so quickly as when Dubya proclaimed “The Queen was really neat!”

We can make excuses for him. OK, he admits that reading is not his favorite pastime. But it is clear that he does not understand the meaning of some of the words in the speeches. Too often he appears to get half way through a sentence and can’t remember how he started. Then he gets that panicked look in his eyes and has to finish the sentence without knowing what tense he started in or whether he has already said the bit he is saying now.

Bush is not illiterate but he was an average to below average student who was a drunk and who used his privileges to succeed. In America it is about who you know, not what you know.

Now we have a president who has the intellect of common lake trout and acts like an adolescent; who publicly admits an aversion to reading and can barely pronounce his own name; who is a tool of corporate fat cats one of whom is our vice president; who thinks the issues of global warming and ozone depletion need more study before they can be proved to exist; who has an agenda of raping the environment and turning back the clock on our social evolution and doing whatever will benefit big business and further enrich the 5% who already hold the majority of our wealth; whose biggest accomplishment in life was to quit drinking; whose mountain of hypocrisies and outright lies continues to grow; who forces extremist fascist right wing policies on the country despite having the mandate of a rotten egg, and who makes fun of people he executes.

During the farce that was the 2000 Presidential Election he couldn’t wait a few more days to get an accurate vote count which would decide the country’s fate for the next 4 years because delay wouldn’t be “for the good of the country", after his party had spent over a year dragging the country through every soap opera detail of Clinton’s extramarital adventure down to the last microscopic sub-nuclear sperm particle. So Clinton screwed an intern. Bush is screwing the whole country!

He claims to be a war President. In a briefing to Senators, including Hilary Clinton, he outlined his plan as “When I take action, I’m not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It’s going to be decisive.”
Problem is George, once you’ve fired the missile up the camel’s butt, you have one pissed off camel and what are you going to do next!!!

Throughout his career he has stuck by the motto, when the going gets tough, George gets going. Whilst those brave soldiers were putting their lives on the line in Vietnam, Bush was fighting his own drunken wars in the bars of Alabama. His genetic predisposition to leadership was quickly acknowledged with a fabulously rare special commission to 2nd Lieutenant, rightfully catapulting Him past the stiflingly bureaucratic folly of Officer’s Training School. A devoted patriot, Bush quickly mastered the controls of his obsolete F-102 “Delta Dagger” fighter jet, dominating the skies of the Lone Star State’s front lines and defending countless pregnant women and helpless kittens from sorties of Eastern Airlines tactical “whisper jets.”

So exemplary was His militarism, in fact, Bush saw fit to reward Himself with a 12-month A.W.O.L. vacation prior to being granted a special honorable discharge in the fall of 1973.

The world has learned a lot in the years of George W Bush’s Presidency. We are all a bit older and a bit wiser. As for George? Well he has learned something. A student at Morningside Primary School in London asked the visiting President what the White House was like? “It’s white” was the Presidential reply.

Dumbass!

Bush a Dumbass? Sometimes yes. But you have to hand it to him about getting into the white house. No easy task indeed.

He probably just doesn’t think much before he acts. Which would make him quite the dumbass.

George has done very silly things…like the idea about hiding the pictures of troops from the press and then coming out and saying that they knew about these ahead of time. Very odd that they wouldn’t nip this in the bud as soon as they hit the airwaves.

Another dumb thing was to denounce gay marriage in a way that took away rights from citizens. To be for or against it is one thing…everyone has their opinion. But, to make an amendment against it is just an aweful idea.

Nothing is more powerful then and idea whose time had come. George W didn’t quite understand this one and has paid the price.

So what do our readers think, is George W Bush a Dumbass?