What a Dumbass!

PROJECT DUMBASS - JOHN KERRY

Let’s be honest. John Kerry cannot win the Presidential election in 2004. He looks like a cross between Lurch and Herman Munster and has the personality of a wet towel. I’ve heard more interesting sheep! Luckily for Kerry, George W Bush is doing everything he can to lose the election. So what is the prospective President all about?

“I’m fascinated by Rap and Hip-Hop” he said on MTV Choose recently. Kerry also defended gangsta rap, freedom of speech and the realities of street life.

“I’m fascinated by rap and by hip-hop. I think there’s a lot of poetry in it. There’s a lot of anger, a lot of social energy in it. And I think you’d better listen to it pretty carefully, ‘cause it’s important.”

Let’s face it. This is pretty frightening. Why didn’t the interviewer carry on and ask those important follow up questions such as. Does he have a posse? Does he have a crew? Who rolls in his crew? What does he think about this whole East Coast/West Coast Rap thing? Is he East Coast? If so, would he ever think about picking a West Coast rapper like Bill Richardson, Diane Fiennstein, Jane Harmon, Leon Panetta or Willie Brown to be his Vice President, his dawg, his homie? Or will he only accept East Coast rappers to be his running mate?

Could we see Kerry in a D Rag, break dancing on the White House lawns? Probably not. The truth is almost more frightening.

Both Bill Clinton and John Kerry modelled their personal ambitions on John F. Kennedy. Clinton imitated the womanising, playboy JFK. Kerry imitated the young JFK, born to privilege, who volunteered to seek military glory in a PT boat. He was awarded three purple hearts, which basically boiled down to two scratches and a sprained ankle, and despite supposedly throwing them away whilst leading Anti Vietnam protests, now claims that he is a war hero and wants to become CEO of the world’s largest military.

Are you kidding me?????? This is the man who stood on a stage with Hanoi Jane Fonda and demanded civil disobedience against military action in Vietnam. Perhaps he will go back to the sixties in other ways and bring back protests, civil disobedience, pot smoking, and free love. We can but hope..”

A paradox worth remembering is that Kerry modelled himself on President John F. Kennedy, the Commander-in-Chief who committed the first 17,000 armed troops into Vietnam. (Republican President Dwight Eisenhower sent only unarmed advisors.) So when Kerry criticizes what happened in Vietnam, and when on victory night in Iowa he embraced Ted Kennedy, Kerry has been wrapped up in the legacy of the very Democratic President who created the morass in Vietnam. Psychoanalysts have words for such mental aberrations.

Like most Leftist Democrats, Cleopatra Kerry has a Queen of Denial fixation with blaming Vietnam not on Democratic Presidents JFK or LBJ but on Republican Richard Nixon, who did not become President until 1969 when JFK’s war had been entrenched for seven years.
As with all politicians, Kerry is full of lies and half truths. It is widely known in Washington that he licked more butt than anybody to get where he is today and received more backhanders as a result.

Among the goodies lobbyists and other insiders provided Kerry, were a car he ‘leased’ for 16 months without any payments, a ritzy condo he rented for $200 per month from a friendly developer, a no-risk $21,000 real estate windfall arranged by a top fund-raiser, and a lobbyist’s $8,000-per-month waterfront apartment where he crashed without paying.

When criticized for giving only $175 one year to charity, Kerry claimed that sending his kids to private schools had left him strapped for cash – but, as reporters ferreted out, not too poor to buy a handmade, ruby red $8,600 Ducati motorcycle for his joy rides.

One of the easiest ways to embarrass Kerry in an interview, it’s said, is to ask him to list the major pieces of enacted legislation he has authored in his career. There are none. As a lawmaker, Kerry is one of the least successful politicians in American history. And thanks to dumbass Bush, dumbass Kerry will probably become the least successful President in American History.

John Kerry…is he a dumbass?

So far Kerry has said some things that were dumb. Probably not as much as others (not going to say any names) but he looks like he can handle himself.

When Kerry said that he’d increase the gas tax, he got a lot of heat because people (mainly reporters) kind of took his words out of context. Now politicians are always famously taken out of context, but it was a dumbass move to even go anywhere near the issue of raising revenue through a gas tax…just not a good idea.

Its one of those things where the American public is so overly sensitive to gasoline prices that if you are even thinking about running for president then you don’t mention this at all…period.

But as far as other issues are concerned, John may have messed up for not spending enough money on campaign ads. He has the money but isn’t delivering a strong enough message for the buck. Could endup being the John Kerry Dumbass Move, but its too early to tell right now.

Surely we are missing some of his stupid moves…help us out here and leave a remark on this.