George W Bush, STILL dumbass?
PROJECT DUMBASS – GEORGE W BUSH
I have known soppy mothers to say “ahhhhhhh” when George W.Bush comes on to the screen. He exudes this sort of little boy lost aura and some mothers just want to protect him.
I however, see him as more of Dyslexic fool totally out of his depth. I guess we should have seen the writing on the wall when in a debate with Al Gore prior to the 2000 presidential Election, Bush, when talking about his tax plans, stated “It’s going to require numerous IRA Agents.”
Personally, the thought of a bunch of Irish terrorists threatening to blow up my car if I haven’t filled in my tax return is pretty frightening. But this, albeit mistakenly, was a first reference to the “T” word. I don’t know about you, but I get the impression that Bush has the episode of Sesame Street which is sponsored by the letter T in which Ernie gives Bert a dose of anthrax and Big Bird is blown out of the sky by the Cookie Monster.
The guy is a clown. Not since Ronald Reagan called Princess Diana , Princess David, has the British Royal Family warmed to a President so quickly as when Dubya proclaimed “The Queen was really neat!”
We can make excuses for him. OK, he admits that reading is not his favorite pastime. But it is clear that he does not understand the meaning of some of the words in the speeches. Too often he appears to get half way through a sentence and can’t remember how he started. Then he gets that panicked look in his eyes and has to finish the sentence without knowing what tense he started in or whether he has already said the bit he is saying now.
Bush is not illiterate but he was an average to below average student who was a drunk and who used his privileges to succeed. In America it is about who you know, not what you know.
Now we have a president who has the intellect of common lake trout and acts like an adolescent; who publicly admits an aversion to reading and can barely pronounce his own name; who is a tool of corporate fat cats one of whom is our vice president; who thinks the issues of global warming and ozone depletion need more study before they can be proved to exist; who has an agenda of raping the environment and turning back the clock on our social evolution and doing whatever will benefit big business and further enrich the 5% who already hold the majority of our wealth; whose biggest accomplishment in life was to quit drinking; whose mountain of hypocrisies and outright lies continues to grow; who forces extremist fascist right wing policies on the country despite having the mandate of a rotten egg, and who makes fun of people he executes.
During the farce that was the 2000 Presidential Election he couldn’t wait a few more days to get an accurate vote count which would decide the country’s fate for the next 4 years because delay wouldn’t be “for the good of the country", after his party had spent over a year dragging the country through every soap opera detail of Clinton’s extramarital adventure down to the last microscopic sub-nuclear sperm particle. So Clinton screwed an intern. Bush is screwing the whole country!
He claims to be a war President. In a briefing to Senators, including Hilary Clinton, he outlined his plan as “When I take action, I’m not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It’s going to be decisive.”
Problem is George, once you’ve fired the missile up the camel’s butt, you have one pissed off camel and what are you going to do next!!!
Throughout his career he has stuck by the motto, when the going gets tough, George gets going. Whilst those brave soldiers were putting their lives on the line in Vietnam, Bush was fighting his own drunken wars in the bars of Alabama. His genetic predisposition to leadership was quickly acknowledged with a fabulously rare special commission to 2nd Lieutenant, rightfully catapulting Him past the stiflingly bureaucratic folly of Officer’s Training School. A devoted patriot, Bush quickly mastered the controls of his obsolete F-102 “Delta Dagger” fighter jet, dominating the skies of the Lone Star State’s front lines and defending countless pregnant women and helpless kittens from sorties of Eastern Airlines tactical “whisper jets.”
So exemplary was His militarism, in fact, Bush saw fit to reward Himself with a 12-month A.W.O.L. vacation prior to being granted a special honorable discharge in the fall of 1973.
The world has learned a lot in the years of George W Bush’s Presidency. We are all a bit older and a bit wiser. As for George? Well he has learned something. A student at Morningside Primary School in London asked the visiting President what the White House was like? “It’s white” was the Presidential reply.
Dumbass!
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Comment by Kix — 6/4/2004 @ 9:23 pm
Hes still trying to make his daddy look good
Comment by Kix — 6/4/2004 @ 9:24 pm
“I think war is a dangerous place.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 7, 2003
Comment by Kix — 6/4/2004 @ 9:26 pm
Just tryin to figure out what this website is all about…?I guess I am the dumb ass!
Comment by Carole — 6/5/2004 @ 2:42 pm
Yes Carole, you ARE a dumbass.
Comment by God — 6/8/2004 @ 1:11 pm
but Bush takes the cake.
Comment by God — 6/8/2004 @ 1:13 pm
I think this website is new, eh?
Comment by God — 6/8/2004 @ 1:13 pm
These are some great Bush quotes. AKA-Bushisms
politicalhell.com/bush-quotes.htm
Comment by F11Kface — 6/9/2004 @ 2:50 pm
nigger!!!!!!!!
Comment by john doe — 6/11/2004 @ 9:35 am
I think bush is a dumbass because of all the unheroic thigs that he does and says.
Comment by kelsey — 6/13/2004 @ 5:52 am
well i think all you ppl are stupid for saying something like that cause he is damn sexy!
Comment by gabe pare — 6/16/2004 @ 10:48 am
lets go piss off some other nations of the earth.
Comment by dumbass — 6/16/2004 @ 11:14 am
it waz pretty damn funny?
Comment by n8420 — 6/18/2004 @ 2:12 pm
ReCap:
Several points to touch on: 1) There are some outlandish acts that Bush
has done since he took office, but none of them compare to the absolute
ludicris ignorance previous Presidents have contributed; 2) Bush has me
troubled because of his personal vindetta and hidden agendas; 3) To hell
with the UN and good for Bush thimbing his nose to them, since we are
after all a SOVEREIGN nation if that means anything to some of the more
shallow readers; 4) the 9-11 acts were planned LONG before Bush took
office, it only happened on his watch and would have otherwise been
Gore if he would have won (then what would you be saying?); 5) Gay/
Lesbian marriages, that is not for the government to decide, but a
moral decision by the individual, the government is tasked with protecting
the people from the government (read your ‘old school’ law/history texts);
6) As a veteran I can say Bush failed his duty and his then director
of the CIA father, George Sr, bailed his kid’s ass out of his sworn duty
(sure wish I had a dad that did that for me); 7) Through-and-through, in
the very least, at least Bush is a man who is NOT afraid to make a decision
and to ACT on his decision, even if some decisions may not have been in
the best interest of the office he serves; Every one should read The
New World Order Exposed by Victor Thorn for more incite on what the UN
is really all about (World Domination?); 9) some of the readers that post
messages are obviously extremely shallow or lack an education and the
ability to express themselves effectively without using ‘negative’ or
profound and derogatiory terminology and THEY look like the DUMBASS when
they fail to use efficeint communication methods. Ever wonder why your
relationships and employment doesn’t work the way you want it?
Comment by ErectusPrimus — 6/18/2004 @ 3:58 pm
Reply to #55 in “George W Bush, dumbass?”
Point made, point taken.
Comment by FreedomFighter — 6/18/2004 @ 4:00 pm
kelsey cant spell!!!!!!! DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by FRED — 6/21/2004 @ 4:10 am
YeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaawwww!!!!!
Gerge Buersh! YeeeeeeeeeeHaaawwwww!!!
Comment by Some Southern Redneck — 6/21/2004 @ 5:12 pm
I think Dubya is THE dumbest president in American history. He is not getting my vote, and about a billion other votes will not go to him either. He didn’t even WIN the election last time! He had his daddy set things up for him,along with good ol’ bubba Jeb. He shouldn’t have been put in office last time, so let’s make sure he doesn’t get in there this time.
Comment by Meg — 7/5/2004 @ 12:03 pm
I have a hard time understanding how you can still say that Bush didn’t win the 2000 election. No one rigged the system, and I think it’s really sad that Gore supporters are still trying to use the Florida issue as some sort of logical reason Bush got in to office…just because their candidate lost. Bush has done a great job with the problems that have faced him and honestly, I would really hate to see what our nation would be like now if Gore HAD won! It isn’t our place to criticize and tear apart Bush, even if some wish he hadn’t gotten into office…he’s still our president, and he deserves our support while he’s in office. If you don’t want him in office again…fine, vote for Kerry…but that still gives you no right to tear apart everything he does!
Comment by Anonymous — 7/7/2004 @ 10:06 pm
To all the people like for example ErectusPrimus, this is a fun website. Why are you trying to take the fun out of it? A lot of people do know what’s going on, even if some don’t, who cares? The website is dumbass.com. It’s not supposed to be a serious thing. So why don’t we all just calm the fuck down huh? And Bush is still a dumbass, no matter what anyone says. So is Kerry, but you can’t win them all. Bush is in there because of all the old geezers that voted for him because they love Bush Sr. Bush Jr. is just finishing Daddy’s work. He goes on vacation during times of crisis. I don’t think he gives a shit about this country. I think he just wants to have his place in history alongside Poppa. What a fuckin douche.
Comment by Josh — 7/8/2004 @ 5:52 pm
George W. Bush is as sadistic and unscrupulous as a serengeti hyena. As a dramatic, but not surprising result of his neuron deficiency, when compared to tyrannosaurus rex and brachiosauras, the two dinosaurs seem like Albert Eienstein and Galileo. Let’s face it, Bush is the “monkey with the nuclear detonator” that is so commonly portrayed on television. Bush has screwed America so much that he makes Pamela Anderson seem like Mother Teresa.
“All for cloning Abraham Lincoln say I”
Comment by Gay- American Eagle Model — 7/8/2004 @ 8:58 pm
George W. Bush is as sadistic and unscrupulous as a serengeti hyena. As a dramatic, but not surprising result of his neuron deficiency, when compared to tyrannosaurus rex and brachiosauras, the two dinosaurs seem like Albert Eienstein and Galileo. Let’s face it, Bush is the “monkey with the nuclear detonator;” that is so commonly portrayed on television. Bush has screwed America so much that he makes Pamela Anderson seem like Mother Teresa.
“All for cloning Abe Lincoln say I”
Comment by Gay- American Eagle Model — 7/8/2004 @ 8:59 pm
Wow! I agree 100% that Mr. Georgey is a dumbass moron. But I’m afraid of Kerry. He’s no idiot, and neither is old Mr. Edward. They’re all fuckin Confederates! lol… Personally, I’d be more afraid of an intelligent person slamming down evils intentionally than Mr. Bush idiotically attacking anything that seems a bit different to him. At least he doesn’t discriminate, right? George fucks us all equally! HAHAHA! Ok, at least he hasn’t bombed us Americans… yet.
How much you wanna bet that they’ll find Bin Laden RIGHT before the election? Holy shit, I know it’ll happen. And when it does, only a select few of us will realize that it was all a giant conspiracy. All the way back to the atrocities of 9/11. And before that even! Going back to George Sr. Afterall, the Bin Ladens are the Saudi equivalent of the Bushes! And that’s according to the Bushes themselves!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA idiots.
Oh, and hey “Anonymous"! You should have your own special place on here, you dumbass! Just because someone is the president doesn’t mean you can’t point out their stupidities (and ESPECIALLY their atrocious acts!!!!!!!!!!). If Hitler was our president, would you support him (And yes, I can use that Nazi fuckhead as a legitimate example, because his rise to power was completely legal… then again, Hitler was a genius in a sick, twisted, horrible way…)? I fucking hope not! Just because someone is a president doesn’t mean they’re perfect, and they’re certainly not above criticism!
I happily criticize Mr. Bush, not only because he’s a fool, but because I can. My advice to the world is, speak out about what you think is wrong. This is America after all. Isn’t it? Freedom of speech and all that.
Yeah well, neat site, kids. Way to exercise YOUR freedom of speech! Try not to be arrested for um, terrorist propaganda or some such shit. PEACE.
Comment by whoa nelly. Just kidding, I’m Zach — 7/14/2004 @ 9:30 pm
Bush doesn’t speak while Cheney’s drinking water, check that shit out.
Comment by Makure — 8/14/2004 @ 7:32 pm
If anybody was ever really a dumbass in history, then George W. Bush is one of them. I have no idea how he ever got in office, now that I think about it. . .(btw, what do you think would’ve happened if we voted for Gore?) Maybe he said something like, “Hi, I’m George W. Bush. Trust me, my father was a presendent!! Although I won’t tell you I’ll try to ban gay marriages and blow up Iraq! I just want lower taxes. . .” Lies! (>
Comment by Niki — 8/25/2004 @ 3:30 pm
Just to let you know where Canada stands on this whole thing. Everyone has their own opinions of course, but the general consensus is for the last couple of years, we’ve just been watching from the other side of the fence shaking our heads. We’re worried because we’re right NEXT DOOR. Of course, stereotypes still exist, but we’re very accepting of Americans. I just wish I could meet an American without hearing about bagged milk, igloos, beer, touqes, hockey and “zed". Oh well, mainly we’re Kerry supporters and day after day thanks to American TV programs such as The Daily Show (which is incredible), SNL & MadTV, how can we NOT think Bush is a dumbass. The man has a desperate need to prove himself. It’s like the guy with the small dick who buys the most expensive sports car. Stories can become exaggerated and comedy certainly exaggerates, but you can’t deny what comes right from the horses mouth. PUN INTENDED! There are so many examples of quotes taken directly from Bush that paint him with 3 coats of semi-gloss DUMBASS. If I were elegible, I would vote Kerry all the way!
Comment by Spencer McKee - Proud Canadian — 8/26/2004 @ 11:32 am
PS…..Last time I was in the States, I started a “Marvin Gaye - What’s Goin On” singalong in a Waffle House with ALL OF THE STAFF AND CUSTOMERS. It was great. I brought peace and fun to everyone in sight for 3 1/2 minutes.
Comment by Spencer McKee - Proud Canadian — 8/26/2004 @ 11:36 am
I voted for Ross! Remember him? Hey, It was one village idiot or the other…………….Right? But I did’nt vote for jr. At least I did vote. If you did’nt, then you have no right to B***h!
Comment by Viva-La-Revalution — 8/30/2004 @ 5:58 pm
All you bitches who want to criticize the President actually think you could do a better job? PLEASE HAVE SOME RESPECT. AND……. for the morons, bozos and other assorted gene pool deficients who are complaining about the war……. I feel better about sending a few of our SOLDIERS over there to fight it than to let them bring it to us because after 9/11 it became quite obvious that we were going to fight it somewhere. I think better to fight it there than here…….less of our intrests get destroyed that way.
ALL you DUMBASSES ——EEET DEEZ NUTZ!!! (c;
Comment by Dwayne Maisak — 9/12/2004 @ 10:54 pm
#17 u r a dumbass
Comment by dornofredbearclan — 9/14/2004 @ 8:05 am
#27 u can lick a asshole everyone knows bush and kerry are dumbasses all predents are dumbasses if they were geniuses we wouldnt be complaining right??? besides there not dumb there dumbass morons there just clueless right? any one agree with me say “I” plus i think for once we should have a president a genius cmon im smarter then bush and im only 25!!!!!
Comment by dornofredbearclan — 9/14/2004 @ 8:09 am
Next years National Defecit is estimated to be over $400 Billion. That is twice what it was was under Regan and Bush Sr. Under Clinton we had no Defecit. By the end of his term we were ending the year with over $100 billion in the pocket. George W. Bush is a definate Dumbass.
Comment by Tikus — 9/27/2004 @ 7:58 am
I am in actuality not a very political person, although reading through all of the comments already posted made me feel like no matter what I say, I won’t sound as angry or even just as ignorant and some of you guys.
You know what, I didn’t vote for Bush. I didn’t vote for Gore. I am from Washington State, but I didn’t vote for Nader, either. I didn’t vote at all, as a matter of fact. Truthfully, in my short amount of years alive (23), it never seemed too important. I never had to face being afraid of the government. The most “important” thing to come about up until the ‘00 election was that some presidents are horny. Which I later learned didn’t start with Bill. Some story about Marilyn comes to mind, but I am guessing that you all know about that (considering everyone I know thinks I am a dumbass for not knowing about it previously)….
I guess basically what I am trying to get at is that it is true that nobody is perfect, especially none of us (some people might want to check for spelling, punctuation, or grammatical errors… Sorry guys). I don’t think that anybody is really happy about how the world is today. No body can honestly say that they are happy we are at war. Some people believe that things could have been handled differently (who really knows if it would have been the “better” way). I believe that we all support our troops, they are doing a job (and apparently doing it well-some “bad guys” are dead right?) we don’t all have to support what they are doing. Lord knows, they probably don’t all support what they are doing. They don’t have to, remember on Mash there was the one guy that just wanted to go home, so he wore dresses and stuff trying to get discharged, he was great. Anyway, sorry… I am off on a tangent. I just hope that more people’s eyes opened within the last 4 years, and we educate and VOTE.
Plus you guys that are super serious and use racial and other slander. This site is for fun, and it isn’t just an anti-Bush site, it makes fun of anyone in the spot-light that may just appear to be a dumbass sometimes.
So, sorry if this was too wishy-washy for some of you. You really don’t have to pick a side, things aren’t just black and white. So there for, Democratic, Republican? I am in the Grey party.
Thank you and goodnight.
Comment by Dionna — 9/27/2004 @ 11:03 pm
Personally I don’t get why he ran for president, he might be a honest to god american but seriously. He doesnt have the IQ needed to run a country…
And yes things are never black and white, unless you find another Adolf Hitler anyway. Democracy is a strange thing if you think about it. It’ll let the people choose their leader but the people who I’m starting to think of as “Dumbasses United” (no offense to anyone with a brain in the USA) always seem to pick the lovable idoit. And it makes me sick looking at how Bush got the horde of Uber Christians to vote for him, Some I’ve talked to acted as if hes Jesus Christ Reborn or something.
long as the world doesnt nuke itself to smithereens or something I’ll let it keep its vast supply of stupid.
And Merry Christmas to all of ya and dont get too drunk if your throwing a party for new years!
Comment by Someone With an IQ — 11/30/2004 @ 10:50 am
Bush Suckkkkkkkk!!!!
Comment by dfkalfj — 12/6/2004 @ 11:42 pm
you don’t think it’s too important, weren’t afraid of your government. In less than a year you’ll be getting your head shaved and you’ll be an unwilling buck private, or you’ll be up in canada.
Choose Canada. It’s legal to be a dumbass there.
Comment by jay — 12/24/2004 @ 12:08 pm
YES I think Bush is a dumb ass where are the weapons,where is bin-ladin,why is the US spending billions on war but the AMERICANS here that have lost there jobs since Bush got in office
can’t feed their kids,what about the homeless that were born here and dont have a place with heat US is in worse shape then the US get our troops out our money back and let those people kill them selves without our help…..We all know Gore should have won but Bush has a bro in florida..who is he related to in ohio
Comment by bud cannabanoid — 1/17/2005 @ 8:22 pm
Uh, #14, I don’t think its wise to write an entire book on this website, cause then people will become uninterested in your writing, and you will have wasted your time.
Fucking Dumbass!!
Comment by Ronnie James Dio, Bitch!! — 2/28/2005 @ 7:33 am
it doesnt matter who the president of the US is… Ronald Mcdonald and super wal-mart are about to take over the WORLD!!! ITS the end of democracy bitches!
Comment by Lancerwe — 3/2/2005 @ 12:42 pm
First off, Bush come on, Clinton was a president, at least he wasnt fucking America, only fat girls. Bush makes it convienet to bring in religion into politics, when it says clearly to seperate church and state. Although i dont agree with gays, i do agree with being American, the right to choose, this man is stripping us of all our rights, can you spell PATRIOT ACT!!!!!. Come on people this is America, not a war machine, WAR PIGS, like ozzy put it. Enough is enough, we need to be a country again, not a personal war machine protecting investments in the middle east. Why does the Mid East become important when the BUshes are in office, Sr as VP for 8 yrs, 4 as Pres and now Jr for 8, that is way to long, but we as the dummies of a nation but this Bozo there. Im American, but im also mexican, i would die for u, just as i would expect the same for me, you know. My bro loves Bush (so do i,hehe, just not the pres) but that is why we are American, we have the right to choose, its becoming horrible. How do we go from having a trillion dollar surplus, to almost bankrupt, maybe a personal war, i dont know, all i know is what i see, doesnt this Presidency remind anyone of the Dead Zone, up and coming canidate, trying to destroy the world, hey you never know
Comment by Makavelli — 3/11/2005 @ 10:17 am
Damn Texans….Texas…where men are men….and sheep are nervous…
Comment by nj03snake — 4/16/2005 @ 12:49 pm
I agree with you the way you view the issue. I remember Jack London once said everything positive has a negative side; everything negative has positive side. It is also interesting to see different viewpoints & learn useful things in the discussion.
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Comment by Colin Smith — 11/17/2005 @ 7:34 am
ima lesbian an an american an my cuzin is inlisted an heres what he thinks:i think busch is the worst president we have had in my 10 years of serving so for the people who want to call others a dumbass because of there asked openion you are dumbasses ok oh yea ive been there in war an i have seen the aftermath of his war so when you get to do that then i might listen to you untill then be quiet have a blessed day
corp. christopher j terry
Comment by unique1 — 11/26/2005 @ 7:41 pm
I strongly feel the American President is anything but a dumbass. Just because he looks kinda funny and has a tendency to cause verbal slips, doesn’t make him more pathetic than other politicians in the world who have their own idiosyncrasies. Bush is smart–we must respect the fact that he is a success story in his own right. Before calling him ‘brain-dead’ and other names, can we discount the fact how he strode on to power successfully two times. Without considering moral compunctions, you must appreciate the measure of this man’s resolve. Picture him among his high school buddies, and College mates. At that time when the photo was taken, there must have been ’smarter’ peers to Bush. But, do you hear of them now. How many went on to become President of the United States? People who accomplish extraordinary success in their lives are driven by something called ‘ambition’—it is a trait that commoners don’t understand.
Call him a dumbass if you must for all the rash things he does. Ultimately, he’s making a dumbass out of your nation with none of you smart people able to prevent it. In fact, he’s smart enough to mobilize resources in such a way that you elect him twice. Hats off, Mr. Bush–I consider you my role model.
Comment by indian_from_india — 1/24/2006 @ 7:49 am
Bush is the biggest jerk that ever walked the face of the earth
Comment by Don — 4/16/2006 @ 3:37 am
I can’t believe how low Bush has brought down our country. If he was really a religious man, he would be doing everything in his power to make sure that we would not have started a war based on greed. All he is is money hungry, it doesn’t matter how many lives have to be killed, just as long as he can have his oil. Also, why in the heck did senior citizens vote for this idiot? By the time it will come to me getting medicare (Im only 17 so that is quite a ways away) I will have paid a HUGE amount in taxes and get nothing in return, b/c that money will go toward the millions of dollars it is gonna take in order to change medicare. Also, what has happened to all our freedoms? We have NONE. The sad truth of the matter is that no matter how you look at it, we will never be the same again. Oil companies claim they have to increase the price of gas, b/c of how little we have, yet they are reporting the highest profits. Also, he wants to start drilling for oil in a wildlife refuge? How can a person call him ethical, when he not only has our men dying in a war that in my opinion was just about oil, but also kill wildlife in what should be a protected land. Also, how can he be considered ethical whenever he is allowing the possible cure of many diseases such as diabetes or Alzheimer’s just go away.
Comment by CHarris — 4/19/2006 @ 7:11 pm