John Kerry, a dumbass?

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John Kerry…is he a dumbass?

So far Kerry has said some things that were dumb. Probably not as much as others (not going to say any names) but he looks like he can handle himself.

When Kerry said that he’d increase the gas tax, he got a lot of heat because people (mainly reporters) kind of took his words out of context. Now politicians are always famously taken out of context, but it was a dumbass move to even go anywhere near the issue of raising revenue through a gas tax…just not a good idea.

Its one of those things where the American public is so overly sensitive to gasoline prices that if you are even thinking about running for president then you don’t mention this at all…period.

But as far as other issues are concerned, John may have messed up for not spending enough money on campaign ads. He has the money but isn’t delivering a strong enough message for the buck. Could endup being the John Kerry Dumbass Move, but its too early to tell right now.

Surely we are missing some of his stupid moves…help us out here and leave a remark on this.

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  1. this is an intresting site! funny stuff!

    Comment by Jessica — 5/14/2004 @ 9:07 am

  2. To John Kerry,

    I challenge you to say something intelligent.

    Signed, John Kerry’s son.

    Comment by to John Kerry — 5/16/2004 @ 9:47 pm

  3. This is an awesome site~

    I was just looking up random stuff, and this popped up!

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yeah he’s a dumbass.

    Comment by somebody — 5/19/2004 @ 3:24 pm

  4. I love the pseudo intelligence of liberals; what dumbasses. And sore losers.

    Comment by Joe Drager — 5/23/2004 @ 6:04 am

  5. Yeah my dad has always acted like a retard, but Clinton was living proof you don’t have to be smart to be president!

    Comment by John Kerry Jr. — 6/3/2004 @ 11:00 pm

  6. Well liberal may be pseudo intelligent Joe. But at least the’re not cock sure when they are wrong. As for the sore loser comment,…hmm well if the Bush brothers hadn’t been fornicating in the ballot box…. Dumbass

    Comment by God — 6/8/2004 @ 1:21 pm

  7. i’ll throw an ‘S’ in that last statement for good measure. We liberals caint spell like dem redneck twats wit guns

    Comment by God — 6/8/2004 @ 1:23 pm

  8. u guys are all pussy-willows for even givin a damn shit about this sight!

    Comment by gabe pare — 6/16/2004 @ 10:49 am

  9. reply to #7:

    If the liberals have it there way there will be no more guns, the individual couldn’t protect himself/family from the criminals, and there wouldn’t be ANY protection from ANY gov’t agency because ALL our rights, as they are becoming more obscure, would be GONE. Read much on the anti-Free Speech movement in the Whitehouse lately? How about the used to be Right against Self Incrimination?

    What a glorious day for the elitists.

    Comment by FreedomFighter — 6/18/2004 @ 4:22 pm

  10. Hey lets start a thread about a REAL dumbass, Michael Moore! Fire away with some good comments.

    Comment by Mark Jones — 6/20/2004 @ 8:26 am

  11. Yes. Dumbass. But at least he’s not the mother of all dumbasses-George W. Bush.

    Comment by Johnny — 6/21/2004 @ 5:20 pm

  12. Let’s start a thread about some dumbass called Mark Jones. He’s got as much talent in his whole body as I do in my pinky finger.

    Comment by Michael Moore — 6/21/2004 @ 5:22 pm

  13. bush isnt that bad of a president, atleast he wasnt selling technological information to the asians while getting a quickie in the oval office ^_^

    Comment by insane_squirle — 6/25/2004 @ 11:50 pm

  14. Joe Drager, what an awsome guy, go conservitives

    Comment by redstratman — 7/2/2004 @ 8:24 pm

  15. Liberals are a bunch of fucking pussys, FUCK ALL OF YOU, If you dont like this country and the way it’s ran than go somewhere else, we dont need nore want fuck heads like yourselves. My brother is over seas fighting and I’ll tell you, He hates liberals more than I do, if your one of thoes pussy ass liberals hippies that think you know everything about govt. and everything than stay the hell out of his way.

    Comment by redstratman — 7/2/2004 @ 8:28 pm

  16. i have won the majority! john kerry has no shot in hell to make the presidential seat.
    suck dick kerry!

    Comment by george w. — 7/4/2004 @ 9:10 pm

  17. John Kerry is King of the Dumbass’
    He also looks like a jackass.

    Comment by cassi — 7/14/2004 @ 3:11 pm

  18. First of all a liberal is another name for a pussy. John Kerry and Michael Moore are the dumbest liberal pussies in the US. All they do is complain and always react in violence against the US citizens. Notice how the liberal population is big in the cities like Seattle? Also notice how over half the people in Seattle are freaks, stupid violent niggers, and homosexuals? Michael Moore movies aren’t even true, most of it is fiction. Yes its mostly made up. Liberals always complain and its bullshit. Thank you for reading this and Bush kicks ass!

    Comment by Conservative Johnson — 7/15/2004 @ 10:44 pm

  19. democrat: cry-baby pinko communist pussy
    john kerry: democrat with botox

    hey john, shut your blubbering vagina and leave politics to the big boys.

    Comment by jake — 7/24/2004 @ 5:02 pm

  20. BUSH KICKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Jessica — 7/29/2004 @ 2:13 pm

  21. Aw crap. we’ve got #17 on our side…

    Comment by vagabondlost — 8/11/2004 @ 6:34 pm

  22. Ha its funni when ppl post on places like these and set
    off all the nutters liek saying aussies are a bunch of kangaroo riders and say gid day mate heaps and wear nuthing but singlet and shorts!

    Comment by Fallout — 8/16/2004 @ 5:09 pm

  23. What is “john Kerry” anyways? I think everyone is going to vote for him just because he’s not Bush. . .(^_^) Dunno.

    Comment by Niki — 8/25/2004 @ 3:34 pm

  24. sorry …the seat’s taken …ha ha ha you lost

    Comment by George — 9/2/2004 @ 12:56 pm

  25. i personally think they should have a thread for Ralph Nader here too…..

    Comment by Member of PETA (people eating tasty animals) — 9/6/2004 @ 6:17 pm

  26. ….ok now i gotta say it FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and this country who cares about the dam presedential vote im voting im voting guess who im voting for no one because i dont vote for dumbasses they ruin our lives whats the point of a president i thought it was a free country if its so free why cant we go streaking through the streets flashing people!!!! if its so dam free why is there a president anyone get my point if u agree send a email to josephof04@yahoo.com or just post on this board!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by dornofredbearclan — 9/14/2004 @ 8:22 am

  27. LOL this is funny the way everyone argues over this DUMBASS shit trying to prove a point no one damn person cares about. We all know Bush cheated and is a dumbass president and Kerry couldnt do any better. Both of the canidates SUCK!!!!!!

    Comment by david — 10/16/2004 @ 10:02 pm

  28. Ya kerry is a dumbass. He would make a better ketchup dude

    Comment by me — 10/29/2004 @ 5:10 pm

  29. The comment by gabe pare 6-14-04, is a dumb-ass quote if there ever was one. (Who’s to say you can’t teach a hillbilly how to type?)
    John Kerry’s concession speech: “America is not only great…It is good.”

    Comment by Kate — 11/13/2004 @ 7:24 pm

  30. You all are a bunch of fucking idiots. If you think that either one of these twits is better than the other then you need to go back to school. Why are the dumbass right-wing moral conservatives trying to rewrite the constitution? Someone tell me that without involving religion or prejudices.

    Comment by snowtap — 11/18/2004 @ 3:54 pm

  31. I think you conservatives are just as fuckin ignorant as the liberals you are ranting like idiots about. Get a fucking clue, both sides have it way wrong. Most conservatives just rant the same shit that they have been spoon fed all their lives. Patriot Act, whose taking away rights now. Liberals and especially conservatives can suck a dick

    Comment by RDG — 12/4/2004 @ 5:27 pm

  32. Why do all democratic politicians have deformed faces??? Is it just me, or does Kerry actually have a long face? Anyway, he sucks monkey nuts, and so does Micheal Moore!!! Bush is a man of GOD, and he rules!!!!!

    Comment by Lance Sutton — 2/8/2005 @ 8:42 am

  33. hey guys, im liberal. i hate democracy even though people who think like me pushed for the civil rights act, workers equality legislation (so rich conservative ceo’s couldnt rape ignorant bigot conservatives). liberal ideas got us through two world wars and through some of the greatest economic booms in the history of mankind. oh and the guy whose brother is fighting in iraq. newsflash…hes fighting for a lie. there are no wmd’s. how many times did i hear wmd before the war. oh…and instead of thumping your bible, maybe you should read it. but that would prove yourself to be heartless wouldnt it?

    Comment by liberal — 3/21/2005 @ 9:52 pm

  34. John Kerry please respond back to my e-mails, I missed the lonley nights we had together please!! I will use lub next time.

    always and forever


    Comment by Michael Jackson — 4/19/2005 @ 1:37 pm

  35. Yes, he is a dumbass. Lets talk about the whole oh so great idea to take guns away from people. He said that he thinks police are the ones that should have guns. Theres what, a few million people in the National Rifle Association and this DUMBASS wants to ban guns from the public? And where I am, (Houston, TX.) the cops need training more than they do damn guns. Their so scared of shit they will shoot at shadows or each other before shooting criminals.
    Gas, hes lucky he didnt get himself shot on the spot when he said he would raise the gas tax. I know one damn thing, I pay plenty for gas as it is.
    Kerry is a poor, illiterate dickface that will never make it no further than governor. As long as he thinks americans cant have guns, he never will make it into office.
    Anyways, thats my outlook on dumbass Kerry.

    Comment by Brandon — 7/16/2005 @ 6:01 pm

  36. WOW,…i hate bush supporters…and to #17, so what if someone is black or gay? they probably have a better life than you anyway. Look at al the things wrong with America. It is all because of the bush administration. and he dosnt even give a damn for the earth. and can anyone please tell me what was made up from michael moore’s films? It’s a documentary!!! not made up, but none of you would know that because you all turn off his movies because you can’t take it that bush is a war monger and you are all dumbasses to support him. you all have to listen to that rip-off so-called documentary called “Farenhype"…..right, of course all you concervatives are so stupid you dont realize it…bottom line is, we are in war when we shouldnt be. war is wrong people. i hope all of you go to hell.

    Comment by Class President — 7/31/2005 @ 6:48 am

  37. it seems to me all of you are really big dumbasses. i still havnt read anything here on why bush is a good president. the only thing you people say is “oh yeah this guy sucks cock because he’s liberal & this guy is a fag becuase he is liberal” come on!!!! you people support bush probably because your parents and friends do, and in reality you know nothing about politics. give me a good reason instead of all these comments that are something offensive and repulsive. thats all you guys have to say because you dont know anything. get a life kids.

    Comment by someone intelligent — 7/31/2005 @ 6:52 am

  38. You southern, disgusting ass, mother fuckers. You’re racist, you’re homophobic, and you hate for no reason. You’re kind is not welcome in any part of the political world. And, you stupid white bastards, in case you were wondering, “And what exactly is *my* kind?” I"LL SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU.
    You think the south was right in the civil war. You more than likely married your cousin and/or live with your mom. You’re obviously a conservative idiot, and, therefore, a pigheaded selfish asswipe who is evil and do nothing honorable and just minipulate and lie, and yet you still say “Oh, i’m so good and right, and you’re just stupid and wrong, and i’ll never admit my mistakes ‘cause I think I’m perfect!” Altogether, you’re just a disgusting person. Most poeple wanted Kerry to win. Something went wrong, because i’d like to believe that America truly isn’t that stupid. But poeple like you just make everything worse for everybody. I gave my reasons why I don’t like conservatives, but i’m a moderate myself. You’ve given nothing to why you so passionately hate liberals, all you’re doing is bitching, like you say we do. You’re a hipocrite, and an idiot. Congrats on being a total DUMBASS. They should make an article on you, but you’re not really worth it. I thought I should put you in your place though.
    Oh, and conservative Johnson, you wouldn’t have chosen that because of Andrew Johnson, our 17th president who took the place after Abraham was assassinated, and who was also a southerner and a former slave owner and tried to beat down the blacks with ridiculus laws after he vetoed the 13th and 14th amendment and the civil rights act, would you?
    Personally, redstratman-and because you pissed me off-I hope you brother gets hit by an ‘accidental’ bomb from the U.S.
    “None are more helplessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.” Wolfgang Von Goethe
    Learn more about your government, fuckers. And watch your goddamn language, fucking hicks.

    Comment by *fuck pity for the idiots* — 9/22/2005 @ 7:55 pm

  39. Dear website maker people,
    Your website has hurt my feelings. I would like to order the FBI on you to figure out who you are, but poppa says I can’t do that. I think John Kerry is a meanie. (spell check). I gotta go play battleship against Harriet Miers right now. See yuh soon. And just so you know my feelings are still hurt.

    George W. Bush - President of the United States of America

    Comment by George W. Bush — 10/14/2005 @ 5:42 pm

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