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Comment by Hannah — 5/6/2004 @ 12:01 pm
George Bush, our president, is only human, and thus capable of making dumbass mistakes. He should be given an opportunity to attone for his mistakes. In this case, he could do so by wearing women’s panties over his head, like the prisoners at Abu Ghraib.
I also think Mr. Bush should be given the opportunity to complete his military reserve service with a unit that does foot patrols in Falluja. Every day before he goes out on patrol, he can bare his chest and jut out his chin and say “bring it on!".
I think it is the least he can do to regain the trust and respect of the American people. It can also relieve his conscience from the torment I’m sure he feels from avoiding service in Vietnam. A war he supported so long as it was others who fought and died.
Possibly President Bush needs lots of emails encouraging him to complete his unfinished military duty in Falluja. What do you think?
Comment by Willie — 5/7/2004 @ 11:28 pm
Hi everybody ! This is such a warm welcome for this great website. Dumbass
Comment by dickhead — 5/12/2004 @ 7:14 am
Thanks, glad you like it…we just started last week and found some volunteer writers to do more articles. They are totally excited! Register for this site and let me know if you want to write an article or have an idea for a new category (ie a new dumbass!)
Comment by admin — 5/18/2004 @ 12:28 am
this is anti amercain web site i think all of you guys can go to hell and burn and if you don’t like the usa then get out fags.
Comment by bob — 6/2/2004 @ 1:41 pm
im probably themost dumbass in theworld. so i beat you guys in the dumbass charts lol. i hope you guys have a dumbass time. cya all
Comment by Bob — 6/3/2004 @ 6:41 am
Im sorry but does anyone else think that Bush is finishing his daddies WORK.
Comment by Kix — 6/4/2004 @ 9:07 pm
“I’m honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004
DUMBASS
Comment by Kix — 6/4/2004 @ 9:12 pm
“Obviously, I pray every day there’s less casualty.” —George W. Bush, Fort Hood, Texas, April 11, 2004
Comment by Kix — 6/4/2004 @ 9:14 pm
“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.” — George W. Bush.Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
Comment by Penis — 6/4/2004 @ 9:16 pm
i know that he’s human and a very stupid one that should burn in hell.his father shoul do the same because thier both big eared white haired old fart saks of shits.
Comment by dirtbag — 6/6/2004 @ 12:26 pm
Sweet….dumbasses
Comment by 420 bitch — 6/11/2004 @ 9:31 pm
dirtbag should learn to spell dumbass
Comment by cj — 6/14/2004 @ 9:13 pm
u guys are all fags for even coming on this sight! So im going to get the hell out of here
Comment by steph — 6/15/2004 @ 1:20 pm
teddy i love u!!!!
Comment by steph — 6/15/2004 @ 1:21 pm
gabby is cool….y do u guys always insult ur selves? oh wait no one even cares enough to do it to u! haha
Comment by steph — 6/15/2004 @ 1:25 pm
(b)
Comment by steph — 6/15/2004 @ 1:25 pm
oh damn (b)
Comment by steph — 6/15/2004 @ 1:26 pm
CANADA rocks..usa can suck my friends balls
Comment by steph — 6/15/2004 @ 1:27 pm
Hay i hope the usa gets attacked and all u stupid ppl will die in the terrorist attack!! canada rocks! u can kiss my ass and the trade towers were gay and we didnt need them anyway
Comment by Gabe Pare — 6/15/2004 @ 1:31 pm
HI my name is gabe and im homosexual. well to be perfectly honest i got a sex change when i was 9 because “it” fell off in the winter because i was stranded in the arctic. well the usa broadcasted this experiance over national t.v. with out my consent. if you are gay and condemned from the usa then phone me (204)663-7134
Comment by gabe pare — 6/16/2004 @ 10:43 am
one comment for gabe pare or is that ‘gay-parie’?
That was real sweet of you to talk about the USA and terrorist attack. So let me be the first to say FUCK OFF eh! Canada sucks! And the best thing that ever, I mean ever came out of Canada was an empty bus! So please keep your little chicken shit ass up there and the next time your need somebody to pull your skinny little ass out of snowbank call a terrorist you prick!
P.S. Didn’t y’all use to have a Hockey team! hahahahaha
Comment by mike — 6/19/2004 @ 9:22 am
First of all, if the United States would leave people the hell alone, we wouldn’t have all these jibberish talking, tan-assed bitches ramming planes up our asses. Second, all of you rich people who vote for republicans because you can’t stand to have 40% of your 50 billion dollars go to taxes, I hope you burn in hell with your money. But, it won’t buy you much down there anyway. I hope this website last as long as there are dumbasses in the world. And to the guy who said this was anti-american, it’s time to go to the retirement home. Bitch.
Comment by skankuser — 6/20/2004 @ 7:29 pm
skankuser, we wouldnt be left alone, were one of the richest countrys, we have one of the best military, and were a christian based country, we never did shit to afghanistan, but yet they attacked u, get ur head out of ur ass and put it infront of the tv, u should be on the fucking dumbass list, afghanistan attacked us because there a bunch of fucking idiots who believe in a dead god and pray to a damn rock, and there pissed at us because our buildings are better than there pitch tents
Comment by insane_squirle — 6/26/2004 @ 12:01 am
suck ass u pussy licking fuckers
Comment by frank — 6/26/2004 @ 10:56 am
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Comment by frank — 6/26/2004 @ 10:57 am
ONLY THING I KNOW IS THAT THE PRICE OF OIL IS RISING AND THE BUSHES AND CHANEYS ARE GETTING RICHER, NOT TO MENTION HALABURTON. AS 4 ME U ALL CAN KISS MY DUMBASS!!
Comment by BIGDFROMBC — 6/27/2004 @ 2:29 pm
:::TO COMMENT # 27:::
No the Bushes and the Chaneys are NOT gaining money from the rising oil prices, most of the oil that we use is imported from other countries thus other companies NOT U.S based, get the money. Also out of the whole world, we still have the cheapest gas, in Europ for example gas is up to somewhere around $5/gal thats a hell of a lot more than we pay, and if your so upset about the gas prices than come up w/ cold fusion so we dont have to use hydrocarbon chains to fuel our cars…Next time get your fucking facts straight before you spew bullshit facts
Comment by redstratman — 7/2/2004 @ 8:44 pm
OMG i didnt know there was a site called dumbass.com it is so cool
Comment by chelsey — 7/10/2004 @ 4:00 am
I just want to make my voice heard here. George W. Bush isn’t, as some people think, evil, or unpatriotic, or in any way fucking up intentionally. He is simply a moron. He is nothing more, nothing less. He isn’t just a moron. He is The Moron. If he didn’t have a rich daddy, he’d be flipping patties at a McDonalds somewhere. (He might even own his own restaurant. The daily special: a spicy hamburger called the Burger of Mass Destruction) He was handpicked by the corprate leaders because he was stupid, willing to do anything they told him to do, and, best of all, had a name, so he stood a chance of winning the election. It wasn’t their problem he couldn’t pronounce ‘nuclear’ (or ‘terror’, which was only the word he said the most often in his speeches). Saying that Bush is bad for the country is misleading, because he doesn’t mean to be. “Well, my daddy’s friends are telling me to do this, so it must be right.” He was just the right moron at the wrong time.
Vote Kerry. He’s just as stupid, but at least he’s not a puppet.
Comment by TheDude — 7/23/2004 @ 8:59 pm
is bush really that dumb???????
Comment by natara jackson — 7/24/2004 @ 12:07 pm
read all the comments about bush and kerry… everbody is
a dumbass about something.. my advice go to the polls
in nov 2004… cast your vote… then you will have a say
Comment by boog — 8/7/2004 @ 8:35 am
i dont understand why us as americans can sit here and divide our own country and people by who makes more money..the democrats..or republicans,,,we are all broke and polititians that are usually doing the exact opposite of what we voted on….they are eating better than me and their vehicles are much more expensive than mine…does Bush or Cheney ever have to worry about wich bill is gonna be shorted for school clothes?Do either one of them worry about what they are gonna feed their kids for dinner at the end of the paycheck?Hell No…..i am an inhome health nurse..raising 3 kids..just like everybody else…but i keep getting poorer..they get caviar and lobster…I pulled 313 hours last month trying to make bills..car payment,,food…Peace
Comment by bronco420 — 8/9/2004 @ 4:55 pm
So everyone should have equal shares of everything….. Thats a novel idea! After all, Communism worked for the Soviet Union, right!?
Comment by vagabondlost — 8/11/2004 @ 6:28 pm
If you all think this shit is so dumb and the people doing it are dumbasses, then I think you should all stop and have a long hard think about shit. Sure, Bush is not the best president that you guys have had. But, if you were made president tonight how would you change things. Chances are you wouldn’t do a good job either. Dumbasses
Comment by Franl Bowshore — 8/18/2004 @ 8:02 am
The rag on dumbass Kerry is right on. Not to mention he’s a genuine baby killer by his own words in front of Congress back in 71. Screw the hip-hop he’s a flip-flop. Trick bitch, yo. And my man dissin my boy bush. He did his time in da guard. A pussy like you should spend some time in Iraq. On second thought the military don’t need pussies like you. You should where panties each day. They should give a real medal to our kids in that prison that were beating the shit out of those shithead who were there cause they were killing our boys. So let me get this straight, you get upset about Grab an Arab prison scandal and don’t get all worked up by Kerry’s own words on the atrocities he admits to viewing and committing in Vietnam in his own words in Congress?
Comment by dave begy — 8/19/2004 @ 5:59 pm
gabe pare i think what u said about the trade tour is stupid i wish you were one of the people in them im not even amarican n i still have common sense by da way australia is better then canada and ur so stupid lataz
Comment by lise — 8/29/2004 @ 7:45 am
kix u rok ur so right bout everythin lataz ppl
and by da way how old r all u ppl newho
Comment by lise — 8/29/2004 @ 7:48 am
we ave seen all dumbasses n they all rock, n we think goerge bush is a superprat n tries 2 get off with his boyfriends in da public toilets and should be told to be straight 4 one hour but he cant even manage that
Comment by davey. j n helga.b — 8/31/2004 @ 7:41 am
george bush bums his dog
Comment by davey. j n helga.b — 8/31/2004 @ 7:42 am
bush is abbq eating redneck kerry’s a queer ………… take your pick .
Comment by trovonti2000 — 10/27/2004 @ 3:12 pm
@bob: Cut the anti-American crap.
Comment by Ayan — 11/5/2004 @ 6:55 am
If all ya users hate Canada so much y are u using our lumber and water so much
Comment by Josh Carrington — 11/23/2004 @ 4:01 pm
first of all mike. i like ur name;) but i believe you have candains wrong. not only do we not have snow right now we only get it for two months. and according to your moron er president canada harbours terrorists so guess what. shut your fucking mouth retard or we’ll make a deal with a few of those terrorists. and who’s fault wouldit be? not canada’s noooooo it would be alberta’s cuz there the only ones with consumable oil! also if you were educated look at amerca’s situation if we were to cut ties with you. you WOULDNT have fresh water. you WOULDNT have power, you WOULDNT have somewhere to vacation cuz your mountains are shit. you WOULDNT have lumber or premade wood. in fact if it wasnt for the canadians back in world war II your granfarthers would be a smear on frances soil. or maybe lunch for hitlers men. shut your mouth and dont bite the hand that feeds you! Dumbass!
Comment by mike EH — 11/23/2004 @ 4:05 pm
Dont diss Canada!! we fuckin pushed u back in the war of 1812 and on top of that burned yur gay assed whitehouse down. what yeah think of that eh.
Comment by Josh Carrington — 11/23/2004 @ 4:14 pm
“GEORGE BUSH IS NOT OUR PROBLEM , WE ARE THE PROBLEM.
ALL WE DO IS SIT AROUND AND TYPE ON KEYBOARDS.
THIS “GOVT.” HAS BEEN AROUND FOR LONGER THAN WE CARE TO KNOW. THEY HAVE THE POWER BECAUSE ALL WE CAN DO IS COMPLAIN. I DID NOT VOTE THIS YEAR BECAUSE I AWAKEND TO THE FACT THAT THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY.
AND TO THE “REPUBLIC” FOR WITCH IT STANDS.
WE HAVE A PRES. WHO HAS CHEATED TWICE NOW AND STILL WE THINK WE HAVE CONTROL. WELL I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I HAVE TO WIPE MY BUTT AND ANSWER MY CELL PHONE.”
Comment by SIMPLE MAN — 12/4/2004 @ 4:14 pm
Should probably add comment #5 to the dumbass spectrum. This place is making fun of everybody, not just bashing Dubya. Seems a little patriotic for someone who can’t spell American.
Comment by Marvin — 12/10/2004 @ 2:30 am
This site is awsome! Is any one here from Ogden? Guess What? I want to get laid! Gir is awsome!
Comment by Josh — 12/12/2004 @ 11:43 pm
I think Simon Jefferies is a bit of a dumbass!
Agree?
Comment by Everybody — 12/13/2004 @ 8:40 am
well gee isnt this jsu great…mariah carey sed that….ahhh ahahaahhah shes stupid no wonder she talks in such a highg pitched voice
Comment by Ronald Mcdonald — 1/21/2005 @ 8:33 am
have you ever noticed that all postal supervisors are DICKS! they are such dumbasses!
Comment by prickthefrick — 2/9/2005 @ 9:43 pm
you guys really ARE the dumbass’s if all you do in ur spare time is rag on the president. take pride in your country for fucking once you damn liberal fags. oh yah, and support our troops tree huggers.
Comment by molly — 2/10/2005 @ 1:06 pm
I think George Bush is a real redneck, and apparently I dont think he like black people accept for rice. It crazy, but I think what ever America gets from George Bush they deserve because they voted him in. And also how can a war carry on for so long. I could not go to the army, not even if they made me, I would rather rot in jail than serve a country for George W. Bush. But its okay thank god it is his last year. We need a very intelligent, black president.
Comment by nata — 2/12/2005 @ 8:09 am
Yeah, George is someone I love. I would like to give it to him one time or three. Yep sure would. I would give him a shitload of my garbage. I would pack him so hard in the back with something that he would get dizzy. All I am basically saying is that I would give him the truth about some of his ediotic statuate so he doesn’t mess up anymore.
Comment by Carl Van Etten — 2/24/2005 @ 6:47 pm
you are all dumbasses and so am i for being here now i have a place i can call home
Comment by jordonkirkham — 2/27/2005 @ 11:34 pm
hello fellow citizens of the united states of america. i am glad that all of you have welcomed your freedom of speech. but may i ask not to make fun of me. just make fun of kerry or something. not that you are hurting my feelings or anything but the people next to me feel the urge to kill you all. yes these people are very vendictive.
Comment by the dumbass king — 3/6/2005 @ 6:29 pm
Much of the information on this website is very deceiving. I’m not in the mood to make some long essay as I would sometimes in such a situation, but I truly would like to make a statement about the ignorance of this site. After skimming through the site for about ten seconds, I decided to stop looking after viewing one page. The main problem with what you do to make fun of people is that you merely make something up. For example, The picture of Bush at the top is completely fictional. You critisize both presidents, while not realizing that you are not as intelligent as either. You critisize the Vietnam war, (my grandfather { G. W. Nutter} commanded this war as secretary of defense under Nixon) although it was a well justified war, and the reason that no problems occured after the war is because we won the war. We won the war by so much that our estimations of enemy deaths were far off, we had actually killed almost double the amount of enemies. During my short glance at your website I have already noticed enough to find so much fault in it. You are the true dumbass. But at least you find that JFK was not the greatest president, in that he happened to be one of the worst, also being a criminal and a murderer.
Comment by Drew Nutter — 4/5/2005 @ 9:07 pm
Ok, first i have to say is whats wrong with white people? wtf, we need a black inteligent president? u saying white people arent inteligent? for the records,only 20 percent of black males go to college.
anyway, to all u dumbass’s who voted for bush, u can all kiss my ass for doing the stuipidest thing ever! now we have to deal with that dumbass for another 4 years. and whats worse, its gone to his head. He thinks he can go around the world and tell people what to do, fuck him, and fuck everyone who voted for him
Comment by Adam — 6/2/2005 @ 4:56 am
this is definately not an anti-American website. just because your president is on the website, doesn’t make it anti-American. it makes Bush a dumbass!
Comment by Bond — 6/22/2005 @ 1:35 am
Hello, I’m new here. I wanted to say that one day I had a funny, (and dumb) experience. I was in my HS Marching band, and during the Harvest of Harmony parade, as I was drumming, I somehow hit my stibk on the rim and it flipped up and jit me in the forehead. It then fell tthe ground, and I had to finish the parade with one stick. I had a bright round red mark on my forhead for about a week. I felt like a DUMBASS.
Comment by Xander — 9/16/2005 @ 5:02 pm
By the way…
The world leaders need to stop meeting in stuffy locations, take them to a cabin in the woods in a beautoiful setting or better yet a nice warm sunny island somewhere around Fiji… give them some good weed, get some strippers and hot hookers and let them all be friends by the end of the trip.
Maybe if they acted like humans they might not want to kill other humans…
Just a tought.
js
Comment by JS — 9/23/2005 @ 2:49 pm
can we brits(scotland) put laughin boy blair on the dumbass list as he is so palsy with W. Bush that I feel I live in the 53rd State so much I want a gun to blow that grin off his smug face
Comment by andyhandy — 10/25/2005 @ 4:00 pm
This is the most F@!#@% up site I have ever seen. I love it. I think u all are weird
Comment by hotres911 — 11/15/2005 @ 2:00 pm
This comment is for “gay Gabe Pare” first of all it was the “TWIN towers” not trade towers, I can’t fault you though, you are a dumb Canadian bastard. I’d rather sit in the cold like you and call the rest of the free world fags, than come to grips with the fact that I give hand jobs to any moose I see. Gabe you’re not smart enough to be a dumbass, you are just an Asshat. Do us all a favor, Stay Canadian Eh!!
Comment by baltkent — 12/20/2005 @ 12:40 pm
You know why people hate the U.S.? It’s not the liberals, it’s not the conservatives. It’s BOTH. Fucking MTV watching, slutty assed, worthless drunk assed rednecks. Not to mention they all think they are right. Guess what, the USA DID fuck over other countries before the attack. They did steal oil, they did kill innocent people, they did spy on their own civillians, and they DID kill the NATIVE AMERICANS to get their land.
All those mother fuckers who take and take and take got what they deserved… Well, not all of them.. I’m sure they are some innocent people who died in vain. Not to mention a LOT MORE terrible USA citizens who didn’t get what they’ve got coming to them.
Line up, USA. You’re a bunch of freeloading criminals with no respect for anyone, not even yourselves.
Fuck the USA
Comment by CHECK — 1/20/2006 @ 5:10 am
kill the communists who so stupidly defile the chinese! I hope they go down in dumbass history. George Bush can screw an elephant if he hasn’t already, mistaking for his wife. Commies will soon know the power of WE the other dumbasses. I have a dream that……. that….. whatever, we all hate george bush.
Comment by malnutrition=cowasmooethiopia — 2/6/2006 @ 10:54 am
SHERIFF SELLING COCAINE TO KIDS IGNORED IN TAMPA FLORIDA
I had owned a night club in Tampa Florida for seven years. Before I ever opened the doors I was
threatened that were going to be narcotic trafficking in the club by a sheriff’’s deputy (Rocky Rodriguez).
Not long after we opened I received numerous reports that it was true and I went to the FBI to report the
activity, their advise was to tell the sheriffs office, too witch I replied, ““it is the sheriffs office”” (I had
called the sheriffs office before to report criminal activity going on and begged them to come inside to stop
it, the officer said it was private property and there was nothing he could do and took off in his cruiser). A
lot of information came from strippers pressed into working for these criminals and they wanted to turn on
these guys but no one would help.
After going to the F.B.I. to report the criminal activity I started receiving death threats. I then had one of
the drug dealers get in my face and say I was playing both sides of the law. To make matters worse one of
the other dealers went to my accountant, told her I was a racist questioned my books and then told her that
he was Keith Hamilton of Florida’’s A. B. T. When she gave me his physical description I confronted him
in the club and told him what I thought of him. It turns out that this is not the real Keith Hamilton but a
dealer with the sheriffs protection.
A gun was planted in my apartment in Saint Petersburg and I reported it to the F.B.I. where again nothing
happened.
In the seven years I had owned the club I had been witness to extortion, prostitution, planting of evidence,
narcotic trafficking, perjury, grand theft, mail tampering, assault, to list but a few of the criminal activity
done under the protection of the Hillsboro Sheriffs office.
I have since closed the club and filed a suit. Any help to bring light to my investigation would be welcome.
For the more on the police corruption in Tampa Bay being ignored by local government.
Please go to
HitOnceHitHard.com
It’s the Motto of Corruption in Tampa Florida
Sincerely
J. Andy Gallogly
Comment by Cocaine Cowboys — 2/24/2006 @ 1:14 am
Need soldiers’ social security number and other “confidential” data on Taliban warlords? No problem. Go shopping yards from our army base in Afghansitan and buy yourself some Flash drives pilfered off the base and being sold openly.
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-disks10apr10,0,7789909.story
Comment by worldwatcher — 4/15/2006 @ 3:04 pm
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-disks10apr10,0,7789909.story
copy and paste the whole link to your browser
Comment by worldwatcher — 4/15/2006 @ 3:53 pm
To anyone that says to vote: You are a dumbass, electoral college votes for you, so to tell anyone to look at the voting polls is redundant. Voting is a tidious task that has no point if what you say is never heard nor read, one of these years I dare everyone not to vote, and we will still have a president to the electoral process of other people voting for us, and not even with out vote.
Comment by Anna — 4/15/2006 @ 4:04 pm